My Ass Hurts Episode 1

Symposis

Slinger goes downstairs trying to hide from Tom waiting to make a surprise attack meanwhile Tom goes downstairs being silent as a mouse then is surprised then he runs for his life when being cornerd he looks for a get away then trying to escape he gets pulled by his leg by Slinger then manages to push him over leaving Slinger to rot then Slinger falls asleep then when Tom runs up stairs he questions how he got upstairs then suddenly Slinger awakes and chases him again and grabs hold of him saying 'I will eat your babies' the story ends'.

Cast
Cameron Heaslip: Tom

Daniel: Slinger

Quotes
"Fuck you carpet"

"Shit peadophile" —Slinger gets scared of the camera (Breaking the fourth wall):
 * —Slinger, When he falls over trying to hide